Wednesday, August 09, 2006
Matthew and Lance, Sittin' in a Tree
This is hilarious. Please read and then we'll discuss.
What happened to Matthew McConaughey? I have to admit that at one point in my life - probably around 1996, probably around A Time to Kill - he was on my Top Five list. He was only a few ranks away from my eternal love for Johnny Depp. This seems close to impossible now. Over the past ten years his hairline has receded into dangerous territories only Jude Law can conquer, his face has taken on a sheen worthy of a ProActiv endorsement, and most recently he's taken up solo beach yoga and cycling. In spandex. And now this creepy friendship with Lance Armstrong? Oh, Penelope Cruz. First you "slept" with Cruizeazy for three years and then "slept" with this dude. You poor thing.