Wednesday, August 09, 2006
Where the Fug is Suri?
Tonight we all discussed where the fug Baby Suri is. I said I was torn. There's a 50% chance she doesn't exist and there's a 50% chance she has a disfiguring disorder. Everyone concurred. Or maybe she is simply the Scientologist's version of "Rosemary's Baby" and has horns, cloven hooves, and/or L. Ron Hubbard eyes. Tough to disguise in "Celebs: They're Just Like Us!" It's pretty clear that everyone who comes in close, personal contact with Tom Cruise is forced to sign a waiver promising they will forevermore speak nothing but well-chosen, scripted words about him in public. Therefore, it makes perfect sense that all the well-known Scientologists have stepped forward with their supposed "beautiful baby" sightings. For the past almost-year I have been following this story, and now that I'm actually living in LA I feel so close to figuring it all out. Yet so far away.