In the middle of a false fire alarm, which interrupted our Law & Order marathon:
Some Dude, down in the alley: HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Some Other Dude, down in the alley: AWEORIUERUAOERUIE!!!!
Some Dude: ARTHUR, YOU'RE HURTING ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*silence*
Clay, on with the 9-1-1 peeps: "Um, some guy named Arthur is getting his ass kicked."
9-1-1: "Yeah, we know."
*pause*
*4 cop cars zoom in*
*Amy and Clay zoom in with their binoculars. Other Dude gets arrested.*
Amy: Yes!
*Un-pauses Law & Order*
Thursday, May 28, 2009
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5 comments:
Life imitating art! Actually, I don't watch Law & Order so I don't really know. Anyway, good thing you weren't watching Dexter.
Pac Heights is rough and tumble.
LOLOL.
"Yeah, we know."
Best thing I've EVER read.
I'm glad no one's weirded out by our new spy status...
Hey, because you weren't apathetic about the dude getting his ass kicked, nobody will make a Movie of the Week about you! Points for you!
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