Thursday, September 14, 2006

I Didn't Know About This Why?




How come nobody told me about this stuff before? I've spent my whole grocery-shopping adult life purchasing separate jars of peanut butter and jelly, while I could have had the one-stop experience of Goobers? My God, I'm in love. I'm currently enjoying the strawberry jelly combo, but rapidly burrowing my way through; soon it will be time to try the grape. I love that I don't have to work to get even parts pb to even parts jelly - I just dip in, scoop, and let my tongue enjoy the flavor dance. It's rare to find such a convenient convenience food.

I'm mourning all the years we've missed together, but I'll surely make up for them somehow. The only thing I've got left to try in the peanut butter aisle is that Milky Way concoction with the happy black and white stripes giving me that come-hither stare. I'll keep you posted.

4 comments:

  1. Anonymous5:02 AM

    I always wanted to buy this.

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  2. Anonymous9:40 AM

    Goober has been around since we were little babehs, and you never saw its ghastly countenance there upon the shelf?

    It was always too freaky for me to try.

    -RG

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  3. Anonymous4:18 PM

    If you're SUPER lazy, they have Uncrustables - frozen PB + J sandwiches, minus the crust. Just thaw and eat! Life doesn't get any better.

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  4. Anonymous9:12 PM

    Is Christie on the way to being a food critic?

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