My clothes. And how they look on me.
I'm having a real fit over here. You think I'm being funny. I wish you knew how not-funny I was being.
Oh, I also hate my hair right now. I'm growing out my bangs and it's terrible. They are neither long nor short and they get greasy and stringy and stupid.
I have one pair of jeans that looks good-ish on me, but they're only semi-comfortable. I have another pair of jeans that look stupid on me, but I have to wear them because they're comfortable. My shirts are all old or stained or my chest is busting out of them. And I wear white socks with black sneakers and my bras are bad and my underwears are from COSTCO (?????). I'm tearing up.
It's nobody's fault but mine. I have enough money to buy some simple, well-fitting things I like. I even haz husband who likes to shop and picks out lovely things for me. But I never get it right. It's one huge fail.
And it makes me angry because there's no reason not to look nice and feel nice about things. I just can't do it.
Oh, also? I always sleep too late to wear makeup and I need to pluck my eyebrows and the spaghetti I cooked tonight was boring. I'm also really bad at running and I got a D in Pre Calculus.
Bye!
OMG! I totally feel like that sometimes, don't feel bad.
ReplyDeletea) precalculus... that class was hilarious. Remember when she stood under a "cone" that was hanging from the ceiling and it looked like she was wearing a HAT?! We laughed so hard.
b) Come to nyc and we can visit michaela and go SHOPPING and I will be your personal shopper.
c) i wish i had an outlet for when I feel like this. I usually just make a list in my head, sometimes even while I'm at work or on the phone with a client, and i'm like 'why am i crying?"
umm. awkwardly staring at computer.
ReplyDeleteDitto. To everything you just said.
ReplyDeleteMy hair doesn't look good up OR down, clean or dirty. I look live I have herpes of THE FACE because my skin's so bad. My ass is busting out of my pants and my tits are bursting out of my bra and now I have quad-boob. And also dry skin on my boobs. How does that happen?
I'm pretty sure my accounts overdrawn but NO ONE comes in to my restaurant. My room's messy and I'm lazy and I've almost forgotten about my gym membership.
BUT I LOVE YOU. I think you're amazing. For realz. Loved your comment.
I got a D in pre calc too. And I still have 20 lbs. to lose from having the baby so all my clothes make me look fat. If that makes you feel any better. :)
ReplyDeletePoor Miss Blue Jeans! I think you're having a fifth grade (sixth grade?) moment, where you had to do your pony tail over and over and it was never right!
ReplyDelete"the spaghetti i cooked was boring."
ReplyDeletefirst of all, that should be a t-shirt. second of all, i would love to see a version of festive spaghetti.
third of all, your mom just called you out about your fifth grade ponytail. i love her.
i would like to say that you do look very cute in all of your clothes.
ReplyDeletethat said. you may have a point with COSTCO undergarments. umm. this is awkward.