The first half of my cross-country, hour-long phone call with my brother was spent discussing Lindsay Lohan's rack. He didn't know about the tank top pictures from yesterday and I didn't know about the "incredible shrinking" pictures from a ways back. I made the point that those are actually making a case against her having fake ones, because the real problem is when you lose weight and they don't shrink. Clearly amateurs in this line of detective work. We swapped links and snarky remarks, until I came upon the pictures above. Is my job holding me back from finding these things earlier?
Forget Sean Preston being taken away by Social Services - why isn't Linsday in a foster home? Chatting with Mom whilst naked. Coke chillin' on the table. A really heinous bandana. I feel sad in my heart when I think about her delightful British accent in The Parent Trap or even her innocent(ish) "Jingle Bells" dance in Mean Girls. But. I admit that mostly I'm just looking forward to what she could possibly do next.
if she keeps this up she is on a fast track to having rachel zoe face... and nobody wants that... except maybe zoe herself... it's all part of her evil plan to cover the world in saggy-faced anorexic legging-wearing fashion clones.
ReplyDeletere: rach zoe, did you see her on Proj Run? she looked HIT. she jumped the shark after that JANE feature, i'm telling ya. also, miss ames, i hope you pick up the new issue of elle or go here:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.elle.com/coverstory/9103/lindsay-lohan.html
because holy slutbag, l.lo is a total bitch to journalists. no ash fan can love her. seriously, i'm in the hate club.