I have a sick need to inform others when I bring my own lunch from home, especially when it includes things like fruit and vegetables and whole grains instead of processed meats and caramel. Like, I deserve a pat on the back or maybe some kind of reward. Like, processed meats and caramel. So, the first purpose of this post is accomplished. I ate a grapefruit today and I brought it from home and yes, you too can achieve such greatness.
The second purpose is to explain to people not in client services, that bringing lunch from home simultaneously serves an evil god because it means I won't see the outside of this building for many hours. And then I develop a mild case of agoraphobia and even though I'm dreaming of my couch and Niles Crane, I can't leave my desk because the thought of Chinatown and public transportation seems more insurmountable than K2.
The third purpose of this post is to say 3 people in my 4 person team are sick and I think I'm about to be taken down. And making sense is not high on my priority list right now.
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ReplyDeleteM'dear- perhaps if you brought your juice in pickle jars it would start a trend..and people would flock to you to see what delights you brought for lunch that day..
ReplyDeleteI like the idea of pickle jars, very underrated as a vessel.
ReplyDeleteUnfortunately, I don't think they have those for California lifestyles... and the last one I had was seized when my brother and I were smuggling booze-laden punch into a Southern Baptist Xmas party.