I like to call this ensemble my Stage Manager for Community Theater Outfit. Baggy black sweatpants and a matching turtleneck? Check! Just add a headseat, a marked-up Our Town script, and a self-important attitude -- and I'm complete!
Oh and stuff in the background? BABY THINGS. Lots and lots of BABY THINGS. I want to eat them.
Also, sometimes I like to look at myself from the front and do poses because I like to look unpreggo for five seconds. (Sidenote: If you don't know me in real life, this is how I like to stand when I'm hanging around. It's a little harder when knocked up.)
And now! Now, I must find somewhere to go so I can wear my new rain boots in the drizzle. Lates!